Master Arm Farter

Made you look!!! Tyler has discovered a new talent, arm farts. I have to say that he is actually pretty good at it. It goes against all of my girly instincts, but it's hard not to laugh at it!!! I can't wait till they make arm farting an Olympic event!!! He'll take the gold!!! Hope you like it!!! Pause the music while you watch the clip to get the full effect.

What's your sign?

No it's not a pick up line... I have always kinda laughed at the whole "Zodiac Sign" theory. Some stuff has happened the last couple of days that made me wonder what my sign (Scorpio) would say about all of it. After reading all about Scorpios, the thing that sticks out to me the most that is accurate is how loyal Scorpios can be. I don't like to be hurt or pushed around, but I always am loyal. If you are in my circle of friends and you make me mad, I will still be your friend when you need me, forever and ever. I will fight to the death for our relationship. I found this web site

www.zodiac-signs-astrology.com/zodiac-signs/scorpio.htm

it's pretty funny. I laughed at most of it but a few things were totally dead on with me. The bottom line of dealing with a Scorpio...

*don't be fake, we know when you are
*if you think a 2 year old can be controlling... meet a Scorpio
*"leave me alone, I can do it" is my motto
*I'm the boss applesauce, great leaders tend to be Scorpios

It can all be taken with a grain of salt, or lived by. I tend to laugh about it. Except on that web site in the "Sex with a Scorpio" section.... yea baby!!! That part is right on the money!!! Woohoo!!! Check it out and see what your sign says about you. Tell me your sign so I can check for accuracy!!!

Happy Birthday Maddison!!!

Yep, it's her birthday, 9 years old!!! It doesn't feel like that long ago that Randy and I had her. It's a whole different life now, a better one. She adds so much to our family. She is talented, smart and one of the nicest people I know. She doesn't ever want anyone to be upset. She is one of my treasures and I feel lucky to be her mom... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MADDISON!!!

The BIG day!!!

And NO that's not a fat joke... it's my mom and dad's anniversary party today!!! We have been planning this for 10 months and today it all comes together. It's sure to be great in every way!!! I'm so excited that I couldn't sleep, I might as well get up and get things done. My Uncle Ronnie and Aunt Linda are staying with us. They welcomed us into their home when we had Tyler. We lived with them for 6 weeks. It feels good to have them in our home. I am learning a lot from this whole party. I'm sure I'll learn more. I'll post later about the things to expect at an anniversary party, it should be entertaining. Well, off I go. Lots to do.

YEA THURSDAYS!!!

I am so happy that "good T.V. night" is back.... I have waited all summer, watching stupid shows for the good stuff to begin again. Last night DID NOT disappoint. Gina watched The Office with me!!!! Laughed my butt off. Then I watched ER and cried my eyes out. So there I am, no butt and no eye balls. It's not pretty. Ahhhh.... so good to have Thurdays back!!!!Another thing about last night... Randy and I went to our first High Priest stake party. It wasn't so bad (even when they all left at 7pm to go to bed... not kidding). Gina came over to watch the kids, so whenever we have a babysitter the first thing we think is, "let's ride the bike". So we go zipping over on his loud bike, pull right up next to the pavilion and everyone looks at us, all 100 High Priests and wives. I was laughing so hard at Randy. He totally planned having everyone know that he is "the young" High Priest". Our Stake President said on the microphone, "I think that's the first time we've had someone come on a bullet bike to a High Priest party". Randy think he's pretty funny. Me too. Overall it was a great night. Now I need to get everything in order for company!!! Everyone will be here tonight for my mom and dad's party tomorrow. I'M SO EXCITED!!!!

p.s. like The Office theme music? I always try to match music to the current blog post, I couldn't help it!!!

CLAY AIKEN IS GAY?

What? I don't believe it... that's like saying "man walked on the moon" or something as unreal. We all know THAT didn't happen. What makes anyone think that my sweet little Clay is gay? Just because he wears more make-up than the average woman, or that cute little way he talks, or that he just had a baby with his 50 year old "best friend" doesn't mean he's gay. I'm so shocked that People would run a story like that. It's not like they are The Enquirer or anything. Next they're gonna say that Lance Bass is gay. Fhew, glad that one isn't gonna happen. I have to have a celebrity crush of some kind, jeesh!!!

Wahoo!!!

This weekend is my mom and dad's long awaited 50th anniversary party. I am so excited!!! My 2 sisters that don't live here will both arrive on Thursday. It's really gonna be a blast. When you get all 6 of us together, things get LOUD!!! If you think I'm crazy, you should meet the rest of my sisters. All but like 3 of nieces and nephews will be here for the party. That's pretty cool too!!! It's been a lot of work but it's all gonna be worth it this weekend. There are some pretty special things planned. Because of death or divorce, 50th anniversary parties are rare. I'm not sure I'll live that long, Randy might kill me. Speaking of Randy, he thought it would be ok for him to "run to Hurricane Saturday morning to do wood for a couple of hours". I'm pretty sure I threatened him enough for that thought to leave. We've been planning this day for 9 months and the only thing he can think is, "is this gonna interfere with hauling wood?". I'll smack him later. Anyhow, lots of fun planned!!!! Oh yea, guess what else, I was noticing that I don't have a good picture of the Temple at our house and was sad because I know how expensive they are, then I remembered, DUH.... I can take my own!!! I have some really good ideas, I can't wait. I'll post them when I do them!!!! Wish me luck!!!!