The Clyde Family

The Clyde Family

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

A note from my butt

Dear self,

Please remember that when you are in the shower, shaving leg A that when you switch to leg B, the shower floor will be slick. Because you are not a contortionist and you are 100 pounds overweight, in combination with the slick floor, will make you fall. When you fall, it will not be graceful and it will hurt VERY BAD. If you ever forget this tip, you deserve to feel the pain of falling naked in your shower without anyone to rescue (laugh at) you.

Love,
Your bruised left butt cheek, thigh and ankle.

PS Applications for the videoed reenactment will be collected starting next week.

12 comments:

Brenda said...

oh my heck...I did that a couple years ago, I feel your pain!

tyandnat said...

HE HE HE! I love you! I've been thinking about you a lot lately! Glad I have your blog to update me! Your in my prayers and I'm inspired by your faith! Can't wait to see what happens with this baby! He deserves to have you be his mommy so i'm sure it will work out!

Shari said...

Ok, you don't know me. I'm a friend of Erin Rollins but I just happened upon your blog (from Erin's blog) and I had to tell you how hilarious this was!!!!!

I needed the laugh!

Nettie said...

L*O*L!!! not to laugh at your pain, but seriously... that is funny.... I did that once, but instead of just falling, I tried to grab something to stop the fall, and ended up in the bottom of the tub with the shower curtain and rod on top of me, tee hee, just thinking of what I must have looked like trying to wrestle my way out of that one is too much... so just one question... did you brave it and go forward with shaving leg B, or did you call it a day?

Rachel Doyle said...

Oh Hopie- I hope the soreness goes away fast! But I do have to thank you for the laugh - ME

the Alton clan said...

Should I really be laughing at this....cause I am....ha ha ha ha....I'm sorry left butt cheek...I must have rubbed off on Hopie when we hung out...it's not her fault...ha ha ha!

Joseph and Katie said...

Oh my gosh! The visual is really not enough! So funny! So sorry! Still laughing......

Heidi said...

Hope your always good for a good laugh. I hope you get feeling better soon. Tring falling on the other side it will make the other side feel better. Jason's advice

Jeremy Reynolds Family said...

That sucks! Hope you start feeling better soon.

Amy said...

I've so done that! It sucks. I hope your bruises heal fast...your pride could take longer to heal :)I know that's what took the longest to heal for me!

Erin said...

That is TOO FUNNY. I think we've all done that a time or two! You're a crack up!

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Lindsay said...

I LOVE YOU HOPE!:)