Please remember that when you are in the shower, shaving leg A that when you switch to leg B, the shower floor will be slick. Because you are not a contortionist and you are 100 pounds overweight, in combination with the slick floor, will make you fall. When you fall, it will not be graceful and it will hurt VERY BAD. If you ever forget this tip, you deserve to feel the pain of falling naked in your shower without anyone to rescue (laugh at) you.
Your bruised left butt cheek, thigh and ankle.
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