The Clyde Family

The Clyde Family

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Out of the mouth of MY baby

Cambelle is 2 and yesterday I was on the phone with my mother-in-law for a few minutes and in that short time she learned 2 things. #1- we LOVE boobies (but who doesn't?) and #2- poop doesn't talk. I know you're shocked by both of those, unfortunately I wasn't. When I became a mom, if someone would have told me all the stupid stuff I was gonna say... my response would have been, "NO WAY, I don't believe you!!!". I find myself saying stuff like, "stop licking your brother" or "sure you can have a brownie for breakfast (and then justifying it)", or "I am a mean mom, I got a degree in MEAN, schooled at the University of MY MOM!!!", or "I didn't say we CAN'T have a pet, I just said we can just have one that doesn't poop". Just when I think I'm losing my mind, something like that comes out of my mouth and I realize that it has already happened. I have always had a hard time controlling what comes out of my mouth and I come from a very sarcastic family... bad combination. When Tyler learned that he has testicles, I had to refrain from telling him it was from swallowing his gum. That was the first thing that came into my head, don't worry, I told him the truth. That's the sad price I pay to reproduce. That's how you know Heavenly Father has a sense of humor... He let Randy and I have babies!!!


Zitting Zoo said...

Ok-first I have now picked myself up after laughing so hard I almost had my baby-second-it never seems to fail what questions or comments our children come up with and sometimes our responses would send us to the pysch ward if any non-parent were to hear us. Sophia is obsessed with the fact that she is pregnant also. I just go along with it-much easier-but the first time Grant heard it he almost had a heart attack!!!! Just so you know your not alone.......

Shad and Laura said...

You are absolutely nuts- that's why I love you so much! What's your email address? By the way, we were just up in the mountains close to our house and Fish Lake. Shad doesn't have to go far at all to do damage to a 4-wheel drive vehicle.