Don't pee on my Cheerios...

Or in front of my house for that matter. It's 5:30am, I'm explaining to Tyler that it's too early to wake up when I hear the Grizwald's in front of my house. LOUD doors, loud guys, weird looking guys. I have never seen them before so I watched them out the window when all of a sudden, one of them starts peeing in front of their car!!! In front of my house, there is a guy with his winkie out. Well, you know me, what do I do? That's right!!! I get my robe on to go yell at them. When I got to my door, he was STILL PEEING!!! I said, "please tell me you are not peeing in front of my house!", so he did, "I'm not" (urination still happening). So then I said something to the effect of, "You can leave now" (I'm pretty sure it was that nice). I'm totally bugged by idiots lately, so I called the police. They came looking for them and never found them. Don't worry, they'll come back for their car and I'm on it like a hawk!!! The good news for my neighbors is they all know that I don't put up with....pee, I guess!!! I'm totally old school when it comes to neighborhoods, no one will mess around here, I'LL GET EM!!! Wanna move in?