The Clyde Family

The Clyde Family

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Don't pee on my Cheerios...

Or in front of my house for that matter. It's 5:30am, I'm explaining to Tyler that it's too early to wake up when I hear the Grizwald's in front of my house. LOUD doors, loud guys, weird looking guys. I have never seen them before so I watched them out the window when all of a sudden, one of them starts peeing in front of their car!!! In front of my house, there is a guy with his winkie out. Well, you know me, what do I do? That's right!!! I get my robe on to go yell at them. When I got to my door, he was STILL PEEING!!! I said, "please tell me you are not peeing in front of my house!", so he did, "I'm not" (urination still happening). So then I said something to the effect of, "You can leave now" (I'm pretty sure it was that nice). I'm totally bugged by idiots lately, so I called the police. They came looking for them and never found them. Don't worry, they'll come back for their car and I'm on it like a hawk!!! The good news for my neighbors is they all know that I don't put up with....pee, I guess!!! I'm totally old school when it comes to neighborhoods, no one will mess around here, I'LL GET EM!!! Wanna move in?

6 comments:

Sarah said...

Hahaha..Gotta love you Hopie! You are so classic! If I were them I wouldn't mess with you. :)

Sarah said...

Oh I also forgot, do you have a msn?

Zitting Zoo said...

Sure wanna help me move? Good for you!! I can't believe how some people act! My opinion is if they are going to act like animals then they can live with them and leave us alone!!!!

Sarah said...

Np, here is good too. And your not dumb for not having one :) Silly Hopie for thinkin' she's dumb. :P

heidi said...

Thats funny. I would call the cops too. I so would not deal with that.

The Clydes said...

That's too funny! I wish I could have seen you out there yelling at them and to get to witness their reaction! You're awesome hope! :)